Searching for Laundromats at Speers Point

I decided recently to extend the optimal length of my hotel outstays again, increasing them by an extra week. While my crypto fortune keeps amassing, I have been distracted by my obsession for acquiring wearable tech, and consequently, have fallen behind on my allocated travel allowance. So for now, three weeks will be the norm and hopefully even longer breaks are on the horizon! But while I can safely spend up to two weeks from home without needing to wash clothes, three weeks is a stretch. Therefore, for my November stay at Pippi's at the Point Hotel at Speers Point, I would have to find a laundromat. Luckily for me, I stumbled upon one as I left the railway station at Teralba.

It was spring, so the jacarandas were in bloom.

ABC Laundromat, on Anzac Street in Teralba (Australia, 2025)

Unfortunately it was also hot and steamy, and rather more distant from the hotel than I expected. Tired of waiting for the bus at the station, I commenced walking towards Speers Point, dragging my heavy suitcase. Had to dart across Five Islands Road on the lakeside, dodging the trucks. Missed the shortcut through Speers Point Park, even though it was right in front of me. All up it took more than an hour to reach Pippi's at the Point. I was close to collapse as I staggered into my room and pumped up the air-con. Thankfully, the hotel was so comfortable, I quickly regained my strength.

Suffering a near heat seizure, in my room at Pippi's at the Point Hotel (Australia, 2025)

The week which followed was cooler and I had a chance to explore the surrounding neighbourhood, venturing as far as Warners Bay to the east (on the other side of the point), and to Boolaroo in the north. Shopping at the Spar convenience store at Boolaroo I discovered what seemed to be a brandnew laundromat with modern machines. Sweet! It was much closer to my lodgings than the coin laundry I had previously passed at Teralba, and more convenient as I could eat lunch at the equal opportunity cafe on Main Road while the spin dryers whirred, or purchase my daily supplies. Teralba is just a village by comparison, with no supermarket or other diversions.

Not quite ready but potential laundromat at Boolaroo (Australia, 2025)

It soon became apparent, however, that I had jumped the gun in my enthusiasm for this laundromat. Buying more groceries at Spar last week I interrupted some tradies who were busily adding finishing details to the exterior. An Indian looking guy who was obviously the owner told me that it would not officially open until the following Monday. Too late for me, alas! I had completely run out of fresh clothes, and was forced to recycle many of them, wearing the same items three days in a row. I hurriedly gathered up as many one and two dollar coins as I could carry this morning, and headed back to Teralba with a box of washing powder.  

Accumulating coins, and my Radiant washing powder, at Pippi's at the Point (Australia, 2025)

In the end it didn't cost me that many coins, and it wasn't even a particularly grueling trip getting there and back. Local knowledge obviously helps: I took that short cut through Speers Point Park on the mouth of Cockle Creek where I could photograph the magnificient bridge, and then found an underpath beneath the treachurous Five Islands Road, resplendent with grafiti. The woman working at ABC was friendly and explained how the machines worked. She pointed out a bench across the road with its own bookcase, where I could patiently chill out. I then helped out a foreign guy who'd come here by train from Toronto to do his own laundry. Who knew washing clothes was a social activity and a chance to make friends?

Bubble Fresh finally open at Boolaroo (Australia, 2025)

Today I was back at Boolaroo and lo and behold, the Bubble Fresh laundromat was indeed open for business. It's just a pity that I have only one more week of my break remaining. If I ever find myself staying again from Toronto to Speers Point in the future, this place will be my go-to wash-and-dry solution. The owner claimed that payments are made by card or app only... no coins! That will definitely be a bonus for me. Coins are so heavy and outdated.

2025: The Year of Wearable Tech

I made a vow back in January that 2025 would be the year of wearable tech. In between outstays and awaiting the Great Escape, I would strive to order, purchase and then wear a number of hightech items, and incorporate them into my daily life. On top of that, I would also need to get a few food deliveries too, from the Canned Company or Snack Affair, and somehow find time to run an advertising campaign for First Contact.

As the year comes to a close, I can report that I have not only met my goals, but exceeded them. I managed to cook spicy memraku ramen from Japan, some of the even spicier instant noodles from Nongshim, and savour exquisite tins of trout pâté enriched with port wine from Portugal. I also bought three items which could be considered wearable tech, which is to say, they are prostheses in various degrees of technicality. At least one of them was electronic!

As usual, I will unbox all the items that I received here, in the order that I acquired them.

Wearing the Muse headband, in the Halfway House Squared (Australia, 2025)

First cab off the rank were some Flare Audio ear plugs, which I ordered during my Toronto stay, and arrived at Robin's Nest in February or so (at a total cost of around AUS$95). These were not your typical disposable memory foam ear plugs mind you, but durable stuff indeed, capable of lasting for eternity, due to their titanium stems. I figure that I could use them staying in noisy hotels or at the Halfway House Squared when the lorikeets get too raucus, or the plumber is repairing the water tank. The only problem is that they are rather small, you could easily lose them as I almost did in the flash flood of May, when my flat was inundated (again). However, I can request replacement tips in the future if necessary, when they inevitably wear out.

Unboxing my new ear plugs with spare tips and a carry case, from Flare (Australia, 2025)

While the ear plugs could be called dampeners, Flare also sell amplifiers, which supposedly channel sounds more efficiently, in effect sending them directly into your inner ear. Products like Immerse could dramatically increase appreciation of music, either while worn under headphones or in an immersive environment like a concert or club. Imagine pairing them with a smart drug of some kind to make it even more magical! As with their other items, you can get free shipping for orders over US$65.

Happy for now with my ear plugs, my next goal was to procure spectacles, which might not be thought of as being hightech (although they are definitely polished works of technology). Since my eyesight started to falter a year or two ago, I have been forced to make do with generic reading glasses from the discount store, but they are not a viable longterm solution as they often don't fit properly, and break after a few months. As I was to discover, the pathway to obtaining proper prescription frames in Australia is to do an eyesight check at a company like OPSM or Spec Savers. I had an appointment with an optometrist at OPSM in April and within a week, my new glasses were ready for collection. They were the Versace Ve3350 model gilded with golden temples (the total cost was $388 plus insurance).

Versace porn, at the Halfway House Squared (Australia, 2025)

The final item which I had my heart set on was a Muse Headband, literally a type of digital third eye which can monitor your brain activity, detect REM sleep and act as a meditation coach. The Muse S Athena unit conceals within its slender frame a SmartSense EEG and PPG heart rate detector, and can somehow also determine your sleeping position using a gyroscope of some kind! The device connects via Bluetooth to the Muse app, which will dutifully chart your progress in cognitive recharge, brain oxygenation, and other metrics, and alert you in realtime if you go off-piste. If you subscribe to a premium account you can also browse literally hundreds of audio guides, including a guy reading Alice in Wonderland. Steady. As well as choice of soundscapes, you can select session length, and goal (creativity, breathwork, mind relaxtion, heart health, even fertility support.) In one program, drums on the audio feed mimic your pulse rate. Using the magic of biofeedback, you are encouraged to try slow your heart through breathing or conscious control. Curiously, the simple act of meditation has been shown to reduce grey matter in the amygdala, the structure which governs emotions like fear.

Muse headband, delivered by Partners in Logistics (Australia, 2025)

By compiling and cross-referencing charts of the myriad cascading alpha, beta, delta, theta and gamma waves, I could establish a baseline of my anxiety at various times, places and situations, and see how that evolves in the future. I could experiment with the effects caused by drinking alcohol or caffeine, or even exercise. I could take an electrical snapshot of a panic attack!

All up the headband and accompanying carry case and charging cable set me back AUS$906, although I did earn back 1133 Amex points from the transaction. They say you can save another 10% by signing up to Muse before ordering, but for some reason I didn't seem to receive any discount from doing that. Never mind.

Digital Third Eye glowing after I removed it from the box (Australia, 2025)

Further down the track, the possibilities are endless: smart watches, smart glasses from the likes of Halliday which combine sleek design with advanced technology, VR headsets connected to Roblox or Google Streetview, Vagus nerve stimulators. Flashing eye masks to elicit lucid dreams. Robotic exoskeletons from China which could walk for me when my own limbs refuse to move. If they can carry me a few steps further on my mission around the world, then I will welcome them with open legs, and open arms. I will welcome them with an open mind.